Tough on top

By mercuryami June 21st, 2010, under Mercuryami, Poetry

It must be tough to be on top,
To have no one by your side,
People looking up to you
Your coattails they hope to ride.

It must be lonely on that shelf
collecting dust as you gain age.
You might say and do as you please
But you fear to lose your wage.

Those cameras must be hot
Those lights must be too bright
Those fans must bust your ear–drums
They all might love your work
You may laud their applause, but
Who’s under whose…thumbs

It must be tough to be on top,
To have them all scream out your name,
Just one touch could make them senseless
Your skill puts them to shame.

Watch them from your pedestal
They watch you from the crowds
They watch you fly and fall
That crowd is like an ocean
Lapping up to touch your feet
You hope that you don’t drown

You hope that you don’t drown

It must be tough to be on top,
I can’t imagine why,
They want to be like you
They just don’t know your pride.

 

—-also posted on the blog of MercuryAmi

Inspiration

By Sahdow June 2nd, 2010, under Jesse

(1:42 AM) Matthew: I wish I had interesting stuff to say

(1:42 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: rant

(1:42 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: vent

(1:42 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: fap

(1:42 AM) Matthew: lol

(1:42 AM) Matthew: REVIEW!

(1:42 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: there ya go

(1:42 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: talk about your cat

(1:42 AM) Matthew: I think i’d have to watch eva 2.22 again before I could review that… I was too much in awe at the awesomeness of it

(1:43 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: \post pics of your rims

(1:43 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: update us on the progress f your transam

(1:43 AM) Matthew: ohh thats a good one

(1:43 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: talk about how pathetic jesse is

(1:44 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: nvm i already do that on wsg

(1:44 AM) Matthew: lol

(1:44 AM) Matthew: Now if only we could gte the activity feed to work for me =(

(1:45 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: get a new fb?

(1:45 AM) Matthew: weak

(1:45 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: wax poetic about how you wanna get with my half japanese wimminz

(1:46 AM) Matthew: </3

(1:46 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: I’m gonna get that tattoed

(1:47 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: on my right wrist

(1:47 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: in helvetica font

(1:47 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: small enough to cover with a wristband

(1:47 AM) Matthew: lol

(1:47 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: serious.

(1:47 AM) Matthew: get it on my chest over my heart

(1:47 AM) Jesus Sandoval-Serrano: </3

(1:50 AM) Matthew: I wanna get texas on the back of my neck

(1:50 AM) Matthew: with it saying “Born and raised”

Singles Futures

By Sahdow May 26th, 2010, under Jesse

Not  feeling the best, but I’ll live, unfortunately for those who placed bets.

 

Best. Lay. Ever.

By Sahdow May 20th, 2010, under Jesse

$2 Whores FTW.

Being a Good Brother

By Sahdow May 15th, 2010, under Jesse

Teachin’ him the facts of life…

Aren’t I a good brother?

Soul Horrible

By Sahdow May 15th, 2010, under Jesse

So yeah, new car, a 2010 Kia Soul Plus.

Pretty neat, bluetooth, Satellite, sunroof, Ipod/usb/aux, upgraded sound system.

Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

By Sahdow April 11th, 2010, under Jesse

The breakdown:

~$200 Regular Bill (1500 Minutes, 3 phones, insurance)

~$400 New Phone Upgrade

$210 525 Minute Overage

I was ready to pay for the new phone and regular bill. but this overage threw me for a loop, as we never go anywhere near our 1500 minute limit.

Yeah, I was definitely not  a happy camper. Oh well, C’est la vie.

Unreal

By Sahdow March 12th, 2010, under Comics, Jesse

Yet another Aim conversation copied and sent to me via email to be Screenshot and uploaded.

Oh. My. Jesse.

Too bad he doesn’t give the backstory when he tells people stuff like this.
My two coworkers, a hanger-on, and I had been debating what to get for lunch and after much debate and what I believed to be a final conclusion I ordered enough pizza for everyone, but apparently they did not know I’d ordered and gotten fast food instead. D’oh!.
Oh well, they still had rom for pizza. Whew!

Spreading the word

By Sahdow February 20th, 2010, under Jesse

Received this lovely gem in my inbox from one of my bosses:

It’s always nice to know people are spreading the word.

Under Construction

By Sahdow February 10th, 2010, under Uncategorized

This is a comic about working as techs in a retail store, and our lives.

Any coincidence of names, places, and events are purely intentional.

We are currently working out character sketches, and story lines.

Also, this is our first live WordPress MU site, so we are toying around with themes and plugins.

Readers will be able to log in using Facebook, and we will have blargs related to WSG as subdomains (blog.wageslavegods.com)